“Throw It On The Ground” Music Video
Another dope track from Andy Samberg and the folks at SNL Digital Shorts. I am not sure if this is on the Incredibad album but if it’s not it should be. The Lonely Island is probably the best (and only) hip hop parody group ever. “Throw It On The Ground”, while not as famous as some others such as “Jizz In My Pants” or “I’m On A Boat” it is one of the groups better song. I am unsure whether or not it is even a TLI song, if anyone knows please comment. Other hip hop greats from TLI include “Like A Boss” (one of my personal favorites) and “Bing Bong Brothers”, and awesome spoof of the Ying Yang Twins “Whisper” song.
SNL Digital Short “Throw It On The Ground”
A Facebook page was created following the release of “Throw It On The Ground”. Here are some of the funny updates that were posted on the page:
“Due to the increase in public debate I took a document and made a full analysis of the pros and cons of the US healthcare bill. After careful and deliberate consideration I made a list of all items on both sides. I then took the list ripped it up and thre it on the ground”
“Well, this page has gotten so popular that an internet marketer asked me to post some links and ads on the status bar. I took his ads and threw them on the GROUND! And his whole computer too!!! You CANT BUY ME MR. SPAM MAN!! My fans are not fore sale!”
“Maaaaaann – I am from New York and its been raining for DAYS AND DAYS – why cant nature just take this rain and Throw it on the Ground!!! Weatherman- I’m not going to be a part of your system! What I gonna do with this? Swim in it?”
“The Freedoms that allow this page to exist must be protected and patriotism and duty must come above all else. Therefor today, I solemly decided to go into my local Amry recruiters office, I asked for enlistment papers. I carefully reviewed them and then threw them on the ground! What do you think I’m stupid? The m…ilitary is the system too! What you want me to do, shoot people? Maaaaan”
Throw It On The Ground Lyrics
Lyrics to “I Threw it on the Ground”
I was walkin’ through the city streets
and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
Run faster. Jump Higher.
Man, I’m not gonna let you poison me.
I threw it on the ground!
You must think I’m a joke!
I ain’t gonna be part of this system!
Man, pump that garbage in another man’s veins!
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
and the dude says, “you come here all the time! Here’s one for free.”
I said, “Man, what I look like, a charity case?”
I took it, and threw it on the ground!
I don’t need your handouts!
I’m an adult!
Please, you can’t buy me hot dog man!
At the farmer’s market with my so-called “girlfriend”
She hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad.
Man, this ain’t my dad. This is a cellphone!
I threw it on the ground!
What you think I’m stupid?
I’m not a part of this system!
My dad’s not a phone! Duh!
Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this, eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake too!
Welcome to the real world, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that. And even this.
I’m an adult!
Two Hollywood phonys trying to give me their autograph.
Ground! Nobody wants your autograph! Phonys!
Then the two phonys got up. Turns out they had a taser.
And they tased me in the butt hole.
I fell to the ground.
The phonys didn’t let up.
Tasing on my butt hole, over and over.
I was screaming and squirming
My butt hole was on fire!
The moral of this story is: you can’t trust the system!
Man!
